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zmalqpxnskwocbdjeivfhrugtu 

Typed when you start from the bottom on each side of the keyboard and go up, alternating sides. Usually happens when are so godamn bored in class that you are typing random things on the keyboard. You have tried most of the following:
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Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdeapoiuytrewq
Qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop
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This is also defined IN CLASS
(student, to self) this class is so dumb. I'mma search random stuff on my keyboard
*30 minutes later*
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zmalqpxnskwocbdjeivfhrugty 

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It happens when you are so bored and you have already found qwertyuiopasffghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and also qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv and ]mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq].
Now you can describe yourselve as very creative.
1. Mr. I've nothing to do with myself and it's 11:37 pm. I'll check if I can find an definition of zmalqpxnskwocbdjeivfhrugty

Yep! I found it!! Yeeeeeee!

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zmalqpxnskwocbdjeivfhurgty 

you are so bored in class that after trying qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and zqxwcevrbtnymu,i.o/p and are attempting to outwit the fools at urban dictionary figuring out all the possible letter combinations on qwerty
Yo dude, you ever been so bored you just zmalqpxnskwocbdjeivfhurgty?
Lol, yeah
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026