The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not
keep it fresh. Per common
knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an
extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.
guy 1: "You see Clyde
over there, he really brings nothing to
the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These
strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."