zinsius 

A Zinsius usually takes the form of a male (he/him) who enjoys the sexual relationships of men with ethnically African origins. Zinsiuses are often caucasian, although occasionally they will have penises comparable to one of those comically gigantic bendy pencils from your elementary school book fair. Zinsiuses can take dick as well as they can dish it out, and in a pinch they are more than happy to help their homies who are going through a dry patch in their sexual conquests. Zinsiuses make the world go round.

“Mr. Zinsius needs to get his hands off Deshaun and come surfing with us today! Maks is 40 feet!”

zinsius by bradabu August 6, 2021