zimber 

Pretending to do the job, but due to missing skills you let someone else do it so you can hand over the results as your own.

Worker: "Dyrc asked me to build this functionality on the website."
Co-Worker: "I know. He told the boss he made it. He did zimber again."

zimber by par1z January 22, 2021

Zimber 

Name for a beautiful couple who enjoys making love in the backseat of a non-running bronco while listening to Your Man by Josh Turner and while using Trojan Ecstasy condoms.

Wow I really wish my relationship was a zimber!

Zimber by frankkkkkkk09478 November 23, 2010

zimber 

The act or impression of being a bitch

Ella always be on sum zimber

zimber by usiabshsiso May 30, 2022

paul zimmer 

a Russian spy, working for the Russian government to sell discord in our society, also he eats whole-ass airplanes, he doesn’t eat them all i’m one bite he sits down with a little bib and a fork and knife and he eats 747s, private jets, whatever, he just eats any type of plane.

paul zimmer eats planes

paul zimmer by ellimcnally March 18, 2020

Zimmered 

Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.

That dealership "Zimmered" Jimmy like a bitch!
This guy is suck a jerk, he going to get "Zimmered" by me on this job!

Zimmered by King J 2012 October 29, 2015

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010

zibber 

the most kick-ass coolest most bitchin person you have ever met! usually the person you tell everything.

i love that kid, he is totally my zibber.

zibber by megannnnnnnnn January 11, 2009