zi meng

no.1 best friend material, a person who is very beautiful inside out, she can make any man's life a better place, and she's a very lovely person, someone who is kind and offers sum top tier hospitality, second only to a church nurse. She's caring and shows concern to u and u should treasure this person. she's hard to come by so treat her right.

Can u pass me the pencil zi meng?
why?
idk i jus want that pencil

zi meng by Babacaveman March 14, 2021

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Zi Meng

Slurp slurp he will meet you next tuesday last weekend on a sunny friday when it is raining and sell you children.

Zi Meng is selling me children.

Zi Meng by Uluna_ November 22, 2021

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Zimeng • zi • Zi Heng • Zi Jun • zi mo • Zi-op • Zi Jian • Zi Jie • Zi Xuan • zi ying

Zimeng

The cutest girl in the world no cap

"Hey who's the cutest girl in the world?"
"Clearly Zimeng"

Zimeng by Babacaveman February 19, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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