After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themselves off, pull up and fasten their pants, reach for the TV remote and change the channel. Usually they end up holding their dick staring at their mother (who pretends not to notice, natch) whilst some hiseously graphics 'erotic' video plays at full volume in the background. As time always seems to just stop at the moment said parent's eyes meet aforementioned masturbator's, this period of time can also be 'zero time'.
"Well, my mum caught me slap-boxing the one-eyed champ last night, and during the zero time, I let out a huge fart."
by John The Happy Black Man October 13, 2005
Joni. I cant beleive you have ended the relationship
Jen joni leave me alone ive got zero time for you
Jen joni leave me alone ive got zero time for you
by Joni#ffw September 28, 2018
An underrated cartoon on Disney that follows the adventures of Penn Zero, who unexpectedly inherits the job of his parents: being a Part-Time Hero. Penn must zap into various dimensions to take on the role of the hero in that world and save the day in their place. With the help of his friends, Boone, the Part-Time Wiseman, and Sashi, the Part-Time Sidekick, he must save the worlds from Rippen, a Part-Time Villain and Penn's art teacher, and his Part-Time Minion and principal of Penn's school, Larry.
by ElderPrinceShroob October 16, 2015
1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
by Jekr December 10, 2018
-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.
by manu françois April 15, 2017