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After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themselves off, pull up and fasten their pants, reach for the TV remote and change the channel. Usually they end up holding their dick staring at their mother (who pretends not to notice, natch) whilst some hiseously graphics 'erotic' video plays at full volume in the background. As time always seems to just stop at the moment said parent's eyes meet aforementioned masturbator's, this period of time can also be 'zero time'.
"Well, my mum caught me slap-boxing the one-eyed champ last night, and during the zero time, I let out a huge fart."
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No fucks given .. no time for ...cant be arsed.
Joni. I cant beleive you have ended the relationship

Jen joni leave me alone ive got zero time for you
Zero Time by Joni#ffw September 28, 2018

Penn Zero: Part Time Hero 

An underrated cartoon on Disney that follows the adventures of Penn Zero, who unexpectedly inherits the job of his parents: being a Part-Time Hero. Penn must zap into various dimensions to take on the role of the hero in that world and save the day in their place. With the help of his friends, Boone, the Part-Time Wiseman, and Sashi, the Part-Time Sidekick, he must save the worlds from Rippen, a Part-Time Villain and Penn's art teacher, and his Part-Time Minion and principal of Penn's school, Larry.
Penn Zero: Part Time Hero is one of my favourite Disney cartoons

zero times infinity 

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
zero times infinity by Jekr December 10, 2018

kilometre zero times zero

Immobilism in live, style,love, friendship, intercourse, geo-potential...
-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.
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