zero beers 

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

zero beers by artist6000 May 28, 2014

Zero Beer Queer 

A gay person that does not drink beer.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 5, 2020

Zero Beer Queer 

Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 4, 2020