zeesus

Jesus' mother.

Keith Lemon: In the bible what is Jesus' mother called?
Joey Essex (nerd of the planet) : Zeesus.

by lillllllll November 30, 2013

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zeebus

global strain on the human life

"man, zeebus is really effecting me in a negative way today"

by lil' hitler December 31, 2008

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The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*

by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020

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Zesus is our Lord in Savior Larry. He is the true religion of our modern world. Him and his accomplice Parker, protect us from all things wevil.

Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.

Praise our Lord Zesus Larry in the name of Shrek.

by SapphireGemixo October 3, 2017

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Zeezus

a kid who thinks Kanye West is the center of the universe. He was born with a microchip inserted into his frontal cortex which stores data on every new meme, trending topic and hot new rap song that comes out. He has ancestry from reptilian space warlords known only as the annunaki, and his extreme talent for shape-shifting has been attributed to his severe autism, which can cause entire galaxies to collide..other talents include time travelling, running faster than the speed of light, destroying planets and bypassing the 9th dimension.

Zeezus is 2nd only to csw621 when it comes telepathical madness.

by mandingo simmons January 6, 2019

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