zeesus
Jesus' mother.
zeesus by lillllllll November 30, 2013
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zeebus by lil' hitler December 31, 2008
Zesus
The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Zesus by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020
Zesus
Zesus is our Lord in Savior Larry. He is the true religion of our modern world. Him and his accomplice Parker, protect us from all things wevil.
Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.
Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.
Zesus by SapphireGemixo October 3, 2017
Zeezus
a kid who thinks Kanye West is the center of the universe. He was born with a microchip inserted into his frontal cortex which stores data on every new meme, trending topic and hot new rap song that comes out. He has ancestry from reptilian space warlords known only as the annunaki, and his extreme talent for shape-shifting has been attributed to his severe autism, which can cause entire galaxies to collide..other talents include time travelling, running faster than the speed of light, destroying planets and bypassing the 9th dimension.
Zeezus by mandingo simmons January 6, 2019
Zeeus
Zeeus by Whocaresmate June 29, 2022
sans sheriff
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019