Zeezus 

a kid who thinks Kanye West is the center of the universe. He was born with a microchip inserted into his frontal cortex which stores data on every new meme, trending topic and hot new rap song that comes out. He has ancestry from reptilian space warlords known only as the annunaki, and his extreme talent for shape-shifting has been attributed to his severe autism, which can cause entire galaxies to collide..other talents include time travelling, running faster than the speed of light, destroying planets and bypassing the 9th dimension.

Zeezus is 2nd only to csw621 when it comes telepathical madness.

Zeezus by mandingo simmons January 6, 2019

zeebus 

global strain on the human life

"man, zeebus is really effecting me in a negative way today"

zeebus by lil' hitler December 31, 2008

Zezeus

A group of Territorial White beings, who are sheltered yet amazing at Music and Video Games. May have lady difficulties.

OMG look it's a Zezeus out in the wild!

Zezeus by The Improbable Viking January 9, 2010

zeesus 

Jesus' mother.

Keith Lemon: In the bible what is Jesus' mother called?
Joey Essex (nerd of the planet) : Zeesus.

zeesus by lillllllll November 30, 2013

Zeeus

A bus company or a retard who cannot spell Zeus

Hey guys, I am God of Thunder... Zeeus!

No you are not, you are just a dyslexic fuck

Zeeus by Whocaresmate June 29, 2022

Zeezuism

Zeezuism is an ideology that redefines life's priorities, focusing on the appreciation of cuteness.

Mohammad: "Wow, you look amazing—so cute!"
Zaynab: "Haha, I guess you're officially my first Zeezuism convert."

Zeezuism by KhoshGovar March 11, 2025