Zebra Dick
While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
Zebra Dick by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018
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Zebra Dick
Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
Zebra Dick by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022
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Zebra Dick • ZD (zebra dick) • Zebra Kick • zebra • Zebra Cake • zebra stripes • Zebra Shit • Zebra Job • Zebra Penis • Zebra Boy
Zebra Dick
Zebra Dick occurs after anal sex, when, upon removing the penis from the anus, one finds it striped in feces, resembling a zebra with brown stripes. Sometimes referred to as "Tiger Penis" and often occurs in conjunction with Poop Noodle
Last night, I was fucking Cindy, and upon removing my member from her club, I found out the bitch gave me zebra dick."
Zebra Dick by Idiodyssey October 3, 2011
ZD (zebra dick)
a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.
ZD (zebra dick) by masterchain September 5, 2004
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A)
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B)
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