zealose 

Zealose Goliath Shruikon. The second Purger of Purgia. Father of Mink, Blink, Linxs, and one other...um...yeah.

Zealose just pwned a vampire!

zealose by Polygon of Polyville February 4, 2004

Zealocentric 

The ultimate best centered on a narrow point of view. For example someone who has never eaten anything but fish and chips with tomato sauce/ketchup in ALL their life and thinks that that is THE best, and only the best food EVER. The tippy top number 1 of ALL things. Someone inexperienced in the world or closed minded that thinks they know best.

I can see that you like doublepluggers, but I've never seen you wearing shoes, ever. How could you possibly just know that thongs/jandals/flipflops/tobeyboats are better? I feel that's a little zealocentric for my fun Brasupial.

Zealocentric by Soubriquet11 December 14, 2018

Zealosopher 

A person who has just learned something new and immediately believes they understand it better than anyone else. They argue their perspective with newfound confidence, often without full mastery of the subject.

“Dave started reading about quantum mechanics yesterday, and now he’s lecturing us like he’s Einstein. Total zealosopher.”

Zealosopher by Judas Longfellow March 4, 2025