zaka

means baka but for people named zeke

me: omg ur such a zaka
zeke: what
me: exactly

by tostitosandhummus May 02, 2021

Zaka

The process of fucking up lives, be it yours or someone else's with your own stupidity.

Don't do a Zaka.
Look at that, he's doing a Zaka.

by NightGrayson May 11, 2019

Zaka

He's rootoverminusone, an imaginary number. He's the real og, a retired memelord and has an Instagram handle @rootoverminusone.

Mark gets you zucced. Zaka? Well he sends memes when you're sad.

by ZeusOfOlympus June 07, 2018

Zaka

A name for a pure G.O.A.T. Pulls baddies like nothing.

Zaka is the GOAT. Zaka pulls

by Blacka1011 January 12, 2022

Zaka Memes

The shittiest Sakamichi series based meme page on Facebook. Their most notable event was when they were pinned responsible for the mass dislikes of STU48 MV - Kurayami (aka "Battle of Setouchi") due to their Facebook event made on January 1st. This Facebook event is called "Dislike STU48's music video".

"What is Zaka Memes?"
"The shittiest meme page on Facebook."

by Zaka Meemay admin February 05, 2018

Zaka

A sweettooth.

An intelligent student that drowns in homework, coffee and sugar.

Is willing to put honey over literally anything. Thing of something to drizzle honey over, he has already done it.

Prefers lemonade over water. Rumor has it that he exists out 70% lemonade in comparison to other human beings.

A sweetheart.

I want the sugary water, not the bland one.

What are you, a Zaka?

by orangeflavouredjellybean February 09, 2022

Zaka

A large man who is notoriously lazy and reeks of souvlaki and feta dick cheese

Oh my god that fat fuck is such a zaka

by Beeverdough June 27, 2025