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Zaching off 

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When a friend beats his meat and nuts on your blanket
My friend came over and started zaching off on my couch
Zaching off by Pussyfoot69 August 17, 2017
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zaching off 

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When a guy named Zach, jacks off.

Can not be used for someone who is not named Zach.
Zach: I've been Zaching off in your shower while you were gone bro, its ok though, I finished in the drain.
zaching off by Mr.5,001 June 5, 2014
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Related Words
zaching off • Zacking Off • Zaching it • Zaching out • 'Zach'ing • Zacking • Zacking out • Zaccing • Zaceing • Zachin'

Zaching off 

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Nutting on your friends couch
He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.
Zaching off by Pussyfoot69 July 21, 2017
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Zaching Off 

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Zaching off is when you're in a voice chat with many others and someone is masterbating secretly in the call.
"Yo did that dude just moan?" "Yeah he's zaching off"
Zaching Off by Nicec September 26, 2025
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Zacking Off 

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1. Using a male pop star to wank off to.

2. Wanking it to Zac Effron.
Austin watched 17 Again and starting Zacking Off.
Zacking Off by TheIronLeaf August 21, 2009
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zacking off 

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Rage quitting a video game to go masturbate.
Fuck off, I'm going zacking off. You guys are bitches
zacking off by edp445cupcake August 22, 2023
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zacking off 

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Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.
Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.
zacking off by 6fingas December 25, 2009
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