The word Yahdiggament is a general term used to describe things that are unspeakable, explicit, and/or sensored.(nonsense, jibberish) The word one would use in reference to or instead of the phrase "for lack of better words"
'You know that one thing we did that one time when we had those crazy ass yahdiggaments!? '
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'