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A brown boy mostly. A devoted Muslim mostly and a caring little, or big brother. A yousuf would always be devoted to something despite being sometimes annoying. He has a heart for gaming and adores his friends and family. He can be quite stubborn and angry but will eventually come around.
What a lovely boy, I'm guessing his name is Yousuf.?
Yousuf. by Jamma.Mamma March 20, 2020

dirty yousuf 

The act of placing a lit firework in a woman’s vagina, then placing her missionary and continuing to have anal sex with her. The man will then ejaculate right when the fire work goes off, giving her an explosive load.
Ethan: Do you know where Olivia is? I haven’t seen her in days!
Sam: She had an accident getting dirty Yousuf’d, and had to go to the hospital to get it treated

Yousuf is Slacking in Year 11 

Internet meme about a 15 year old called "Yousuf Sidiqi", dubbed "king of the whole ocean" and "life is roblox" from Avondale College. The term gained significant attraction in the late August of 2023, as it is evident that Yousuf has been slacking in Year 11 in Avondale College. The meme has been spread widely across social media platforms - X (formerly Twitter), Instagram Reels, Tiktok.
DJ Khaled: Tell em to bring out the whole ocean!
Yousuf Sidiqi: I am failing ALL MY EXAMS in year 11!
DJ Khaled: Call me cinnamon toast crunch!
DJ Khaled: Yousuf is SLACKING in Year 11!

mohammed yousuf 

The ideal bestfriend who is loyal, trustworthy, cute, charmimg, adorable, sweet, kind-hearted.
he is the ideal boy friend and best friend. He amazes everyone with his smile and laugh. He is a genius and is smart.
Mo: Gee, look at that guy.
Yo: Yes he is an absolute mohammed yousuf
mohammed yousuf by ur kutty November 23, 2018
A young male who doesnt swear and happens to be really cool. In addition he is also comparatively quite mature. A yousuf also MAY have extremely large genitals.
However, to be a true yousuf you have to wear spectacles!
Teacher: If you dont sober up and become a yousuf I will send you to the principal

To friend: OMG you just said WTF and to think I thought you were a yousuf.

Stop trying to be a yousuf on front of that chick, its just not you.
yousuf by 34578966 November 29, 2010
A prodigious and recondite being, he wanders the earth conveying people to the veridical path.

He also bears the encumbrance of a nonsensically large penis, which is ever augmenting.

He should aussi display a dissipated amount of hubris et chutzpah. To achieve vrai Yousuf-ness, he has to piss

people off and make them feel bad de temps en temps.

He should also mix languages up for no apparent reason and not be a homosexual.
Person 1:
I was a Yousuf once.
I want to be like a Yousuf one day.
I WILL be like a Yousuf one day!
I AM A YOUSUF!

Person 2:
No, you cannot, because you are a homosexual.
Yousuf by YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU April 7, 2010