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let your wiener do the walking 

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.
"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? 

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

Chill your wiener 

X: LET'S WATCH MICHAEL FLATLEY PRESENTS LORD OF THE DANCE!
Y: Dude, chill your wiener.

feener for your wiener 

wanting someone's penis, opposite of cock block.
"yeah, your ex is a total feener for your wiener"

Snack on your own wiener

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.

A Wiener in Your Face

Kurtis 1: Sleeping
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face