Your wiener

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick

John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one

by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019

let your wiener do the walking

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.

"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

by phil atio April 13, 2008

Chill your wiener

Relax.

X: LET'S WATCH MICHAEL FLATLEY PRESENTS LORD OF THE DANCE!
Y: Dude, chill your wiener.

by Relatiely large penis October 26, 2011

feener for your wiener

wanting someone's penis, opposite of cock block.

"yeah, your ex is a total feener for your wiener"

by ConnorMc June 24, 2008

Snack on your own wiener

To stick your own dick.

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.

by Penis with a D August 22, 2022

Show Me Your Weiner!

When someone says they are going to do something or did something but you don't believe them.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Girl: Did you eat cupcakes?
Guy: No.
Girl, I don't belive you, Show Me Your Weiner!

Friend A: OMG HI!
Friend B: Hi! Show Me Your Weiner!

by Unicorn<3r October 26, 2011