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"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.

your couch by imtheantelope June 29, 2008

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Your Couch

Nigga fuck it.

Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?

Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.

Your Couch by Mister Fahrenheit February 2, 2009

your couch

most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.

Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML

your couch by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009

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Fuck Your Couch

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.

Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!

Fuck Your Couch by Brickwell August 28, 2006

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Pho Your Couch

Similar to Fuck Your Couch, except instead of fucking it, you pour Vietnamese Noodle Soup all over it. This way the person's couch stinks like rotting beef noodle soup.

Black guy: May-ne, fuck yo couch, nigga!
Asian guy: Dough-ma, pho your couch! couch to expensive to do da sticky all over, but pho easy to crean up.

Pho Your Couch by 940Azn87 February 4, 2010

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

Nigga Fuck Your Couch by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006

fuck your couch nigger

A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.

*WALKING DOWN THE HALL*
" Fuck your couch nigger."

"Wanna go to the 7-11"
"Fuck your couch nigger."

fuck your couch nigger by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 25, 2006

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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