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Your ban dictionary

Haha funny it looks like your banned dictionary hahahahaha hahaha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha hehehehehe he
Bill: Hey, tell me a joke.

Tommy: Your ban dictionary
Bill: hahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious
Your ban dictionary by RatPigDog March 19, 2021

your mum got ban 

your mum got ban is when you mum gets ban
your mum got ban is when you mum gets ban
your mum got ban by bignoob2 December 22, 2022

whatever peels your banana 

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.
Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."

your banned jobber 

threat and action used by the wizard himself ant mele to ban people from his servers
your banned jobber by Medicinal April 5, 2004

Your Banned Kid 

Well sucks that you got banned. No more games for you. Might as well cry! Better luck nextime
Owner " Your banned kid!" You "NooOOooOOo!!!!!"

unleash your bankai 

hurry unleash your bankai all over that chicks face!!!!!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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