your a house 

The phrase "your a house" or simply the word "house" itself is a replacement word for things like "bitch" "hoe" "slut" "asshole" etc.

"yoo, buy me a cookie!!!!"
"Nahh, grlll i need mah money for tha bus"
"damn dawww why you gotta be a HOUSE"

your a house

your a house by nigguhlips August 4, 2009

Brush your hair with a house centipede 

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up

"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

Brush your hair with a house centipede by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house 

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house by MasterKuby January 23, 2021

national let a gay person in your house day 

June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!

It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too

national let a gay person in your house day by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023

help your uncle jack off a horse 

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"

Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!

help your uncle jack off a horse by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014