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You my bitch

Somebody you have in check, they do what you command.
person1: "Yo, pick up my pencil"
person2: "Ight"
person1: "Ahh, checkmate! You my bitch!"
by Mario! April 1, 2009
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You my bitch! Suck it dry!

If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used against Chirish or people named Daniel Tim.
(after slapping upside the head or on the nipple) You my bitch! Suck it dry!
by RespectMeBitch September 21, 2004
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make you my bitch

To dominate an opponent in competition. To utterly embarass another by your sheer dominance... therefore making them your bitch.
Example: I play you this week in the fantasy football playoffs... I'm gonna make you my bitch!
by scOK December 17, 2013
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make you my bitch

To you completely impose your will on another with great authority
The Buckeyes have made Michigan their bitch for 13 of the last 14 years. In 2018, I will make you my bitch once again
by Tony45066 November 25, 2017
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1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?
by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008
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you broke my tree, bitch

A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.
Person 1: Why did you delete me on MySpace?
Person 2: I hate you
Person 3: You broke my tree, bitch
by joey schneider August 9, 2007
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slobber down my nob you bitch

A phrase used when giving a Serbian/Yugoslavian (or one of those messed up eastern european places) prostitute orders

A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)
whore: Vhat Vhould Yer Liyk Meh Too Dooh?

You: Erm, Slobber down my nob you bitch
by johnboyuk August 20, 2006
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