by egs1505 February 22, 2018
phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...
You: What's that supposed to mean?
Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.
You: Um um um ok...
Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!
You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
by Simian Infernus August 20, 2009
in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.
"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"
by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017
A game played between friends when out in public. The object of the game is to find the most hideous, fat, unattractive person you can and then tell your buddy "Found you one!". Your friend must then locate the individual which immediately results in your friend having naked visions about the said freak. You must also make sure that the freak doesn't become aware that you are making light of them because charging elephants and buffalo can really run fast! Fun for boys and girls!
Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"
by Asa Guy May 13, 2007
The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.
by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 8, 2012
by Graice May 14, 2017
Term used to describe the art of pulling someone’s hair and dragging them by it.
This is normally a swift and sharp motion that leaves the victim on the floor. There is no required distance someone needs to be pulled to be considered being wigged, but they do need to move from where they originally where.
The word “wig” in this sense does not mean a literal wig (as is also the case with the term “ket wig”), but instead the literal hair.
In some dialects, hair in general can be called a wig.
This is normally a swift and sharp motion that leaves the victim on the floor. There is no required distance someone needs to be pulled to be considered being wigged, but they do need to move from where they originally where.
The word “wig” in this sense does not mean a literal wig (as is also the case with the term “ket wig”), but instead the literal hair.
In some dialects, hair in general can be called a wig.
“Your da sells Christmas lights all year round.”
“Oh shut up with the your da jokes before I wig you one.”
“Your da needs a wig.”
“Oh shut up with the your da jokes before I wig you one.”
“Your da needs a wig.”
by Worn Forrest April 16, 2022