If you are reading this you are gay

“If you are reading this you are gay”
“Darn I’m gay now”

by Niggagaming123 September 19, 2020

what are you fuckin gay

Used when responding to a clearly stupid and incorrect.

Guy1: Yo look at Angus she's gross
Guy2: What are you fuckin gay? Angus is hot

Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.

SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"

by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.

me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

by eddiespaghetti May 20, 2021

Person A: Are you gay?
Person B: You are.
Person A: No you.
Person B: *dies*

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 11, 2020

Popular quote by Idubbbz from a kickstarter crap episode.

Sam, can I suck you dry?

No.

Why?

What're you fuckin gay? Faggot kill yourself.

by Dick Missle.#2 April 14, 2019