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Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012
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You:"Nah, I'm playing Zhu-Zhu Pets for my Nintendo DS."
Yoshertdoo by Sir Nuts February 9, 2019
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Ooofies yoshira is amazing. Estephanie is so lucky to have yoshira as her bestfriend.
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Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.

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Omg look at Yosverani shes so amazing i wish I could be with her.