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Yosser's Dozen 

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012
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Yoshertdoo 

A famous YouTuber who works at Walgreen's and loves black Yoshi. His famous catchphrase is "what it be what it do, it's your boy, Yoshertdoo."
NumbNuts:"Have you seen Yoshertdoo's recent post yet?"
You:"Nah, I'm playing Zhu-Zhu Pets for my Nintendo DS."
Yoshertdoo by Sir Nuts February 9, 2019
Yoshira a beautiful girl with a smile that lights the whole room up. Everyone loves yoshira and who can blame them she is amazing in every way people may point out her defects but that's a good thing because even if she were a default she is amazing and EVERYONE needs her in their life otherwise life sucks without yoshira. She is also thick with 5 c's.
Ooofies yoshira is amazing. Estephanie is so lucky to have yoshira as her bestfriend.
Yoshira by Yuh bitch😎 June 23, 2019
A person that thinks they’re the shit but really isn’t the shit
Bro that girl over there is such a yoser!
yoser by catgurl789 January 15, 2019

Yoster Toaster 

While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina
Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.

Yosverani 

A beautiful young kind soul that will do anything to make her friends happy she is the dream companion for anyone and be grateful to have someone like her in your life.
Omg look at Yosverani shes so amazing i wish I could be with her.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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