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Yosemity Sam 

Just like a Dirty Sanchez but, while in the act of performing sex on a female while she is on the rag. You then get oral sex from her while she gets menstrual blood on her upper lip. You call her a varmit while doing this.
While my lady is ragging I make sure to give her a Yosemity Sam
Yosemity Sam by xxat56xx May 18, 2008
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yosemity sam 

the act of having a four some with 3 females and one male. First, the male positions himself on a bed. Two of the females go above him and one is below on the floor giving him head. The male inserts his fingers into the girls buginas above his head then begins to finger them with his two fingers in the position of two guns. Bang bang bang and then its over for all three.
Dude i cant believe I pulled off a yosemity sam the other night, those girls were wild
yosemity sam by ashley jones May 9, 2005

a Yosemite Sam 

the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.
a Yosemite Sam by Mr. Thomas July 16, 2008

Yosemite Sam 

Sexual act when the guy fucks a girl on her rag then rubs his bloody dick across her upper lip giving her a large red "Yosemite Sam" style mustache. This Action should also make her "Rootin Tootin Shootin Angry"
Yo dawg that bitch was dirty didnt tell me she was bleedin and fucked up my pants so i give her a yosemite sam and kicked her ass out.
Yosemite Sam by Reverend Rusty February 18, 2010

Yosemite Sam 

Finger bangin' two girls at the same time with quick draw action such as Yosemite Sam would do.
Sean was Yosemite Sammin' these two girls so hard last night.
Yosemite Sam by Ba Jare Bear July 10, 2011

The Yosemite Sam 

While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.
During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam 

When you go to pound town and leave your girl walking around like Yosemite Sam
"Bro what's wrong with your girl? She's walking around like Yosemite Sam"
Yosemite Sam by Bohndo December 25, 2016
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