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yornslack 

yornslack yhorn-slhak, n- 1. a badass situation, such as where one might get laid.
ex: "omg jeanne, last night i was eyeing this total fox who was checkin me out also - even mentioned that he had been meaning to ask for my number - but i had to leave early, which sucked! what bad timing for that because our conversation was such a yornslack!"
2. (used in sarcasm) a situation or thing that is terrible, deadly, or just plain shitty.
ex: "So Jeanne, I heard you got herpes... what a yornslack, haha!"
verb, 1. to-, to be a total mother-fucking badass; to exist as one of whom all others may be jealous; working one's "mojo"
ex: "Wow, that Kathryn, she really yornslacked today."
adjective, 1. -ing, a person, thing, or situation that is so kick-ass that it may blow one's mind.
ex: "I shook Michael Franti's hand... it was the most yornslacking thing that has ever happened to me."
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yornslack 

(yhorn-slhak), noun, 1. a badass situation, such as where one might get laid.

2. (used in sarcasm) a situation or thing that is terrible, deadly, or just plain shitty.

verb, 1. to-, to be a total mother fucking badass; to exist as one of whom all others may be jealous; working one's mojo

adjective, 1. -ing, a person, thing, or situation that is so kick-ass that it may blow one's mind.
noun, 1. "omg jeanne, last night i was eyeing this total fox who was checkin me out also - even mentioned that he had been meaning to ask for my number - but i had to leave early, which sucked! what bad timing for that because our conversation was such a yornslack!"

2. "So Jeanne, I heard you got herpes... what a yornslack, haha!"

verb, 1. "Wow, that Kathryn, she really yornslacked today."

adjective, 1. "I shook Michael Franti's hand... it was the most yornslacking thing that has ever happened to me."
yornslack by khammm May 5, 2008
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