The reason I put this in is because putting a very common name with a very rare name can make a daring combination. I personally don't know any "Michael Yonces" but if you do, you must be a Chad. This person is has a rare name. There are only about 15+ people in the United States named "Michael Yonce" Now, because of such a rare name, the Michael Yonce is a absolute Chad. Michael Yonce is a somewhat good person, he always likes to flirt with women, and he can be brave sometimes too. He is that kind of guy that that can be funny, but also frustrating at times. He is strong, caring, and can always be there for you when your in a time of need. He has a giant cock, as all Chads do, but he is generally a small person in height. Michael Y. is generally a good friend to have.

Person 1: dude have you heard of this abouslute chad of a name?
Person 2: what is it
Person 1: Michael Yonce, daring, yes?
Person 2: sounds like a chad

Michael Yonce by fx1171 September 14, 2019

lucas yonce

A not really handsome man that is really good at video games because he has no friends and is lonley

WHAT THE F**K LUCAS YONCE HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES???

lucas yonce by WeinerWaffles June 22, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026