person who comes into a yoga class 15 minutes late, and even though the room is half empty, lays out their mat 2" from you, annoys the sh*t out of you for an hour, and then caps it all off by doing ab exercises during savansana.

"Some yogasshole came to class today and now I'm having a really hard time finding my bliss. It was a blissaster."

Yogasshole by blissmaster November 29, 2016

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yolassy

You Only Live About Seventy-Seven Years. As in don't be stupid and screw your life up in the name of yolo. Stupid people.

"I did bath salts. Yolo." "You ate someone's face off and the rest of the world will forever think you a monster. Yolassy."

yolassy by yt eeled December 13, 2012

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Yomas

Yomas is a male name most commonly used to for a hadsome, smart, attractive and most importantly big dick sized dude. Not alot of people over time have had the right to be called Yomas. However there is a legend that some awesome mofo located in the middle of Norway might be the last remaing Yomas.

If a Yomas happens to take a liking to a girl, it is known as a fact that he will get pussy that night.

Girls also tend get their pussies soaked whenever looking at a Yomas from below. If a girl were to look at him from above, the female would transcend to heaven and become a beautiful angel. The last claim is curretly being investigated by highly trained pornhub.com investigators to only be a myth, and it also makes so sense at all...

If Yomas says your waifu is thrash, its not just his opinion, IT IS FACT.

"Man i wish i was a Yomas" - Silver 5 Zac main.

"I could be called a Yomas if i had a big dick, was handsome, smart and attractive, and i would surely not need to play Yasuo in my next teammates promotion game." - Fucking retarded dude.

"AHHHHHHHHHH YOMAS TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". - Yomases girlfriends xd.

Yomas by Not Yomas July 19, 2017

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yomaschingon

A Chick who keeps you up by inviting you to apex legends at 2:30 in the God damn morning

Guy 1: Dude Yomaschingon just invited me to a party.
Guy 2: Fuck its 2:30 A.M

yomaschingon by 3x Poon slayer February 12, 2019

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