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yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
yoinkshire farms by Stampy October 28, 2004

YONTSTFU 

YONTSTFU by ParaWhore September 30, 2012
The pink inside of a mammals ears, usually a cartoon image.
Playing animal Guess Who: Player 1 - “does your character have yointers?” Player 2 - “yes... dammit!”
Yointers by Ally_MK May 17, 2019

YONTSTFU 

You only need to shut the fuck up.
*On Twitter*
"#TeeeaaaammmmYOLO !"

-.- Bitch, #TeamYONTSTFU.
YONTSTFU by Yourrrr motherr October 6, 2012
A "Yoint" is a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in long papes and smoked with normal cigarette filters.

Usually used as a placeholder for smoking while the joint get passed around the group.
*Guy A passes the joint to guy B*
Guy B: "Thanks, take my Yoint"
Yoint by nyctospark September 20, 2022

YoItsBetter 

If you look closely, that's a capital "i" not a lowercase "L".
My boi YoItsBetter got me a fab She-Ra action figure! He is the GOAT!
YoItsBetter by YoItsBetter May 31, 2018