yoinky boinky

a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)

you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”

mom : “hell yeah broski!”

“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”

yoinky boinky by sunsetklee November 26, 2021

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yoink and boink

The act of kidnapping and subsequently raping a victim.

"Just wait 'til that honey stops to tie her shoe, that's when it's time for the yoink and boink!"

yoink and boink by D. Money February 20, 2008

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yoinkyboink

To have sex with, to fuck,

I want to yoinky boink him

yoinkyboink by Rachel September 28, 2003

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Yoink and Boink

When you steal someone's date and have sex with them.
This is widely considered to be a dick move

Past tense: Yoinked and Boinked.

Jim: Chad Yoinked and Boinked my date.
George: What?
Jim: He stole my date and had sex with her
George: That's a dick move.
Jim: No it's a Yoink and Boink

Yoink and Boink by Gnepp_ February 29, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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