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Throat Yogurt 

Slang term for male ejaculate.
If you're feeling a bit parched, I've got plenty of throat yogurt for you.
Throat Yogurt by Calidus July 21, 2003

throat yogurt 

The human man's white gold, plain and simple. The seminal fluids released from a man's cock en route to a girls esophagus.
Steve's mom was hungary so I fed her half a pint of throat yogurt.
throat yogurt by Randy Layhey September 30, 2005

throat yogurt 

A thick fluid that is ejected from the depths of a man's slut monkey into the throat of another, which automatically gives meaning to the term. This is usually accomplished directly from male penis to female throat.
Alright Jane, lip lock my slut monkey and get ready for my throat yogurt!
throat yogurt by thadelus January 30, 2009

Throat yogurt 

Refers to a human males semen (The Yogurt) being ejaculated directly into his partners throat.
When a human male ejaculates while his penis if fully inserted into his partners mouth.

"Hey babe, I've got some yummy Throat Yogurt for you"
Throat yogurt by Dicky J G December 13, 2013

throat yogurt 

semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum
"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

OR

"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."

throat yogurt 

When your load gets caught in a dying chick's throat and it cultures itself into reproductive vanilla yoplait. Often extracted through munging (see munging definition in Urban Dictionary).
Man, it was a bummer when Cemanda OD'd while she was sucking Rich's cock, but in the end it did make some tasty THROAT YOGURT.
throat yogurt by LCRC January 16, 2008