yoasting

A sexual practice involving the urethra and objects which should never come in contact with the urethra.

Usage: He sure does yoast a lot. It's no wonder he gets so many UTIs with such frequent yoasting.

by godisdeadandwehavekilledhim November 5, 2019

Yoast

The act of smoking marijuana with close friends. Most preferably out of a Blunt.

Homie 1: What's up fool?
Homie 2: Not much, you fin' to yoast right now?
Homie 1: Nigga I'm always down to yoast a blunt

by hoodratpoison April 1, 2009

Yoast

A term of endearment towards friends that you would gladly share a blunt with.

What up yoast!?

Not much bro, you got a blunt?
For you, I always got a blunt

by Tony56 January 5, 2014

yoasted

a slang word for drunk, or wasted

"that new years party was insaneee"
"oh man, i was so yoasted"

by Diana Lynn January 1, 2008

yoast

It's when you cook the egg inside the bread. So you get egg-toast, or yoast. Like in the movie V for Vendetta.

V: "Do you fancy some yoast on this most vivacious of Vonember noons?"
Evey: "Why yes, I most certainly would."

by Barclaise April 21, 2006

yoast

means to chow down on something relatively fast or in a hurry.

im yoasting this tender, moist hamburger.

by CORNDAWG .com July 3, 2021

Yoasting

A very apparent tool. A guy who is rude to girls, who thinks he is better at things than others, who is very cocky for no reason, or who thinks highly of himself for unsure reasons.
He is all that in a bag of tools.

This guy is a complete jerk, he's straight yoasting.

by Jamez Ztephenz February 20, 2011