yoasting

A sexual practice involving the urethra and objects which should never come in contact with the urethra.

Usage: He sure does yoast a lot. It's no wonder he gets so many UTIs with such frequent yoasting.

by godisdeadandwehavekilledhim November 05, 2019

Yoast

The act of smoking marijuana with close friends. Most preferably out of a Blunt.

Homie 1: What's up fool?
Homie 2: Not much, you fin' to yoast right now?
Homie 1: Nigga I'm always down to yoast a blunt

by hoodratpoison April 01, 2009

Yoast

A term of endearment towards friends that you would gladly share a blunt with.

What up yoast!?

Not much bro, you got a blunt?
For you, I always got a blunt

by Tony56 January 05, 2014

yoasted

a slang word for drunk, or wasted

"that new years party was insaneee"
"oh man, i was so yoasted"

by Diana Lynn January 01, 2008

yoast

It's when you cook the egg inside the bread. So you get egg-toast, or yoast. Like in the movie V for Vendetta.

V: "Do you fancy some yoast on this most vivacious of Vonember noons?"
Evey: "Why yes, I most certainly would."

by Barclaise April 21, 2006

yoast

means to chow down on something relatively fast or in a hurry.

im yoasting this tender, moist hamburger.

by CORNDAWG .com July 03, 2021

deven yoasting

means its really hot outside.

example: sheesh, its deven yoasting outside right now.

by CORNDAWG .com July 03, 2021