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yoasting 

A sexual practice involving the urethra and objects which should never come in contact with the urethra.
Usage: He sure does yoast a lot. It's no wonder he gets so many UTIs with such frequent yoasting.
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Yoasting 

A very apparent tool. A guy who is rude to girls, who thinks he is better at things than others, who is very cocky for no reason, or who thinks highly of himself for unsure reasons.
He is all that in a bag of tools.
This guy is a complete jerk, he's straight yoasting.
Yoasting by Jamez Ztephenz March 6, 2011
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deven yoasting 

means its really hot outside.
example: sheesh, its deven yoasting outside right now.

Yeasting 

When shit starts expanding in your intestines before it is ready to come out. The step right before prairie-dogging and two steps before the loaf is ready to be taken out of the oven.
Oh shit I'm yeasting! I need to find a bathroom pretty soon.
Yeasting by Soonerspic October 15, 2008

Yowsting 

Kyle was yowsting the ballon then it popped
Yowsting by yowsting May 1, 2015
Verb:1. The act of beating up someone and leaving them with a black eye
2. The act of getting beat up by someone and being left with a black eye
1. A bully yosting another kid.
2. “Did you see when they yosted that kid!
Yosting by Lg_Tiburon November 9, 2009
Falling asleep in the middle of work or anything you might be expected to be doing.
"I was on the bus on my way to work and I was yoastin the whole time" or "While the professor was giving his lectured I yoasted for a quick minute"
Yoastin by Baker27 September 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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