yoasting

A sexual practice involving the urethra and objects which should never come in contact with the urethra.

Usage: He sure does yoast a lot. It's no wonder he gets so many UTIs with such frequent yoasting.

by godisdeadandwehavekilledhim November 4, 2019

Yoasting

A very apparent tool. A guy who is rude to girls, who thinks he is better at things than others, who is very cocky for no reason, or who thinks highly of himself for unsure reasons.
He is all that in a bag of tools.

This guy is a complete jerk, he's straight yoasting.

by Jamez Ztephenz March 6, 2011

deven yoasting

means its really hot outside.

example: sheesh, its deven yoasting outside right now.

by CORNDAWG .com July 3, 2021

Yeasting

When shit starts expanding in your intestines before it is ready to come out. The step right before prairie-dogging and two steps before the loaf is ready to be taken out of the oven.

Oh shit I'm yeasting! I need to find a bathroom pretty soon.

by Soonerspic October 15, 2008

Yowsting

To shank

Kyle was yowsting the ballon then it popped

by yowsting May 1, 2015

Yosting

Verb:1. The act of beating up someone and leaving them with a black eye
2. The act of getting beat up by someone and being left with a black eye

1. A bully yosting another kid.
2. “Did you see when they yosted that kid!

by Lg_Tiburon November 9, 2009

Yoastin

Falling asleep in the middle of work or anything you might be expected to be doing.

"I was on the bus on my way to work and I was yoastin the whole time" or "While the professor was giving his lectured I yoasted for a quick minute"

by Baker27 September 22, 2011