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ho jo mo yo smuggler 

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
ho jo mo yo smuggler by craig john November 10, 2006

yo fo sho mo fo? 

Short for *you for sure, mother f*cker?*
As in, are you telling the truth??
Used by chavs etc.

A short way of asking a simple question -
warning, using it probably won't make you look cool, but quite the opposite -
people may just give you a wierd look and walk away.
Guy 1 - So I totalllly got with this well hot girl last night!
Guy 2 - Woah! Yo fo sho mo fo?!
Guy 1 - What?!
Guy 2 - Are you fo sho - mo fo?! You're kidding?
Guy - Okay, so i'm going now...
yo fo sho mo fo? by lush.x June 30, 2009

Yo monkey on fire

Sex organs are excited and inflamed.
Man, yo monkey on fire seeing this booty!
Yo monkey on fire by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"

"Yo momma"

"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"

"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
yo momma by Mrs. Schnider February 24, 2004

yo' money 

addressing or greeting another person. calling out for someone when you don't know their name. calling out for someone's attention.
Yo' money, where did you get that fly ass coat?
Yo' Yo' Yo' money, whatz up?
yo' money by MzzNita2u May 11, 2006

yo moms a hoe

yo moms a hoe by Bananans February 12, 2018