yhnujmikolp 

dude you typed this

how bored are you

yhnujmikolp

yhnujmikolp by stop it now January 18, 2022

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the very last stage of bordem

guy 1:im so bored ima type qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjklkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgb yhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxesxzwszqaz1234567890987654321
guy 2:wow that's so long

guy 3: bruh just give up

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no

im bored, im just gonna type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgb yhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

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you are soooooo bored that you die on the keyboard

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jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019