Yank Yank

Used when someone says or does something you could care less about.
-For added fun, do the jacking off motion when you say it :)

My mother: "I hate coming home every day with this house being a mess. I work my ass off at work and..BLEH BLEH BLEH"

Me: "Yank yank." *does jacking off motion in air*

by CruelCrimsonIrony August 6, 2004

Yank Yank Gesture

This is when you do the jacking off gesture when something is boring, stupid, or pointless. It is a little less severe than the yank yank toss.

She was boring me to death on the phone so I did the yank yank gesture to pass the time.

by New English March 4, 2011

Yank Yank Toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.

"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate that idiot. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."

by Eric_The_Viking April 22, 2008

yank yank toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.

"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."

by Eric_The_Viking April 21, 2008

Danger Yank

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.

Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.

by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017

youtube and yank

when you're too poor to afford netflix and too repulsive for anyone to "chill" with and you have to resort to jacking off while watching youtube

Jeremy couldn't afford Netflix which drove all the girls away so he had to youtube and yank in the corner of his 35 sq. ft. 2 star apartment in Tennessee.

by poopy norbat April 10, 2016

Yank Tank

A slang word most commonly used in Britain and Australia.

A large American car. Usually has a large V8, handles like an aircraft carrier and gets extremely bad fuel consumption.

Basically any car that has been produced out of America from the 60's on, but some before then.

Some are:
Older Dodges
Buicks
Cadillacs
Some Chevrolets
Newer Oldsmobiles (Especially 1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass)
Plymoths (Excluding Prowler)
Imperials
Etc

(While Driving a Cadillac or any other Yank Tank)
Uh-Oh, A corner. Might as well get out and walk.

by Defenestration expert September 30, 2009