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Ismail Sabri Yaakob 

The 9th Prime Minister of Malaysia. He is a patriotic figure who loves Malaysia, Malay & Muslim identities. He also sincerely cares about Malaysians.
1. Dato' Sri Ismail Sabri Yaakob speaks in Malay language in official places. We, as Malaysians, must be proud of our Prime Minister.
2. Malaysians love Dato' Sri Ismail Sabri Yaakob, the Prime Minister who really cares about people.
Funny, creative and smart dude. Doesn’t care what people think. Nice to people who are nice to him.
I wish I was Yakob’s friend.
Yakob by Sksbeisdbeidnd January 29, 2020

Bais Yaakov Girl

Guys that think they're way too cool stereotype them. The stereotype is they're either a Bais Yaakov rebel and are obsessed with boys because they aren't exposed to them or are super yeshivish (pearls and black loafers). What they don't know is that Bais Yaakov girls are way more intelligent and in a conversation would be shocked at the stupidity they feel for being very wrong. Also, Bais Yaakov girls are not as obsessed with them as they'd like to think and they need to calm their egos. Also the more yeshivish ones commonly say things like "not the type" and refer to girls that talk to guys as sketchy.
more yeshivish bais yaakov girl: should we get pizza motzei shabbos?
other yeshivish bais yaakov girl: sooooo not the type, it's so sketchy!

random guy with huge ego: she's hot
other random guy with huge ego: dude, she's a Bais Yaakov Girl
first random guy with huge ego: oh. never mind

yaakov the god 

I wish i was more like Yaakov the god
yaakov the god by Yaakov the god February 12, 2019
He is the best man in the world. Is kind of short and always cracking the best jokes. A legend. Is popular with the girls and has multiple girlfriends. All the ladies are crushing on him.
Man, you are so awesome, just like Yaakov!
Yaakov by Jeffrey Mcduff April 5, 2018
That sex ass nigga who has a big dick
Yaajob has a big dick and a meme account
yaajob by Day dood July 15, 2017