Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now
by bruhsoupandyo December 4, 2022
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A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
by HoneyTheHusky April 15, 2016
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A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
by HoneyTheHusky April 15, 2016
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A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
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Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.
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When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument
Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her
by LaddyDaddy January 8, 2022
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When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis
Man She made me do the xylophone but then she ended up with bruses.
by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015
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