xuantong

He is not that smart but not dumb, doesn't try and is very sporty, dates lots of girls and has lots o rizz, loves america, everyone likes him and he is popular, always eats junk food but has decent shape

A: I see a dude that plays baskeball and that looks cool
B: that's a xuantong bro

xuantong by Classmate A January 24, 2025

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xuantong

He is one of the most sporty person ive ever met, with sexy glasses, not the smartest but doesn't try hard at anything except sports. Jesus loves him, not jewish, hates jewish people but loves roasting people.

x: I really like this dude man he is sporty and dumb
B: He is so xuantong bro

xuantong by Classmate A January 24, 2025

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Xuandong

A Chinese hotdog that people are attracted to by it's delicious appearance. The bitter taste it leaves behind keeps it from being a world wide success.

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Xuandong by pankakes April 28, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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