xeet

elon's dumbass name for a tweet
Did you hear? Elon Musk just posted a new xeet.
by elonmuskhater July 25, 2023
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xeet

When I was high as fuck on xans I xeeted that bitch across the room.
by ericsean3 January 29, 2018
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That girl just dumped me....xeet!
by Redbottomsky July 17, 2020
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Xeet

**Xeet (verb):**
To acquire a company and utterly devastate or ruin its operations, reputation, and financial stability through mismanagement, negligence, or ill-advised decisions. The term implies a significant decline in the company's overall performance and value, leading to its eventual downfall or bankruptcy.
"After the hostile takeover, the new management xeeted the once-thriving company, leading to massive layoffs, product quality issues, and a loss of customer trust."
by Ohohkay July 25, 2023
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A mixture of semen and fecal matter, lacking lubrication.
Ugh, you got xeet all over my tongue, dude!
by Emily Dioptase July 25, 2023
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A really liquid greenish fecal deposition.
"Damn, I really did a xeet today"
"Do you need an antidiarrheal for that?"
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A derogatory term used to describe someones ethnicity or race.
Person: "Why do we all xeets into our country,"
by Kh4n49 July 24, 2023
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