Female version of dickydoo. When a woman's stomach sticks out further than her wussy does.
My wife always gets laughter from the crowd when she points out that my dickydoo is no worse than her wussydoo. Some smartassalways says, "what's a wussydoo"? Her reply, it's when my belly sticks out further than my wussydoo.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.