wursten

The process of defecating a long piece of human refuse into a toilet or similar receptacle.

Where is Max?
He is wursten.

by Linarion October 2, 2022

wurster

A surname for real niggas from the 6ix and the block

“He a real wurster, he be keeping it real with his fellow niggas”

by Jamie6god October 15, 2017

most wursterest

when the shit hits the fan at high speed. also when things are very bad

this is the most wursterest salad that i have ever eaten. im fixing to have a case of the kansas cities

by pssexterra August 1, 2010

wüstengoldmull

Able to do absolutely nothing. Therefor will do nothing but is pretty cute. The kind of teammate you wouldn't want in any FPS game. If you tyrin' to win that is. Otherwise the wuestengoldmull is always good for a dick joke or other kinds of funny nonsense.

Oh no! It's Wüstengoldmull on my team!

by wuestengoldmull November 5, 2017

Wurstknoten

A word originally derived from the german language.

Whilst originally describing the process of making a knot during sausage production it now has the meaning of tieing ones own penis into a knot to prevent urin from leaking out if there should be no toilet available. It is used as a sarcastic mean to brighten the mood if one member of the friend group is unable to find a toilet. Instead of doing the obvious and telling him to seek a toilet or oppotunity to pee elsewhere the friends give him the advice to perform a "Wurstknoten". The for english speakers unknown nature of the word is used to create confusion.

"No toilets? Well, seems like you gotta make a Wurstknoten."
"Had to pee but then I made a Wurstknoten, I should be fine for at least another hour"

by YugSitnam June 16, 2024