wunner

someone who shows the quality of being wunnerful, faboolus, or otherwise perfect!

Ryan is so wunnerful because he left me a message!

wunner by Amber-Lynn September 5, 2005

Gen wunner

A usually stupid, old, or douchey person who says that Gen one of Pokemon is the best and complains about the faults of the other generations of Pokemon.

MAT: *buys Gen one Pokemon starter t-shirt
BRO: *glares disapprovingly*
MAT: Dude wtf are you doing.
BRO: (WHISPERS) u dirty Gen wunner...

Gen wunner by artfoxMS April 6, 2015

Trumpian winner 

1. A candidate or competitor who wins on a technicality then occupies (or squanders) their tenure in a "braggadocious" attempt to prove that their triumph was a mandate by the people or by God
2. A person who has technically won a contest but is so insecure about themselves and the margin by which they won that they constantly bring up the competition, belittle their competitor, and inflate their own achievement long past the end of the contest
3. The equivalent of a sore loser, and yet they won
4. The loser of a contest who ends up winning on a technicality
5. Anyone who wins an election and models themselves after Donald Trump

That guy's a real Trumpian winner, still bragging about the election from a year ago.

Trumpian winner by Windup-Bird February 16, 2017

You're Winner! 

Phrase used in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Used in Internet-speak as a sarcastic congratulation.

History:

The game was developed in Russia, and hastily released on the PC. It is one of the worst games ever made on the PC. Netjak.com gave it a 0 out of 10 in every category.

Upon completion of the race (In version 1.0 the opposing truck would never move.) and the phrase "You're Winner!" along with a mysterious 3-handled trophy appear on-screen to let you know that, you are the winner.

"I tied my shoes today!"
"Really? You're Winner!"

You're Winner! by MC Grammar March 23, 2004

Winner's Sauce 

From the pages of Viz Comic, a "special ingredient" added by a restaurant/cafe/pub chef, solely of Y-chromosome, to a dish given to a famous and/or particularly disagreeable customer, namely a restaurant critic.

Takes its name from The Sunday Times restaurant critic and sometime film director, Michael Winner. A well-known trasher of both restaurants and chefs' reputations.

"See that Michael Winner over there? He's reckoned to have ingested more Winner's Sauce than Marc Almond"

Winner's Sauce by Harbottle64 October 11, 2012

rocking chair winner 

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.

Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!

rocking chair winner by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

Wunderground by Doddi September 15, 2007