wunderdung

A.K.A. "wipeless shit"

pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!

they were hustling me to get to the meeting, fortunately, i blew a wunderdung!

was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"

by michael foolsley September 15, 2014

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Wundercunt

A woman of almost supernaturally powerful social influence, who somehow, despite any explanation, controls a large group of people. She does not have to be pretty, or even intelligent, though having either of these traits makes her even more dangerous. Men usually want to fuck her, and hang around her in droves. Though she will not actually put out, she may flirt with them. Women keep on her good side, for fear of being ostracized from her group of influence, or worse.

Person A: "Oh my god. That's the fifth guy she's pulled into her clique now.. What is she, some kind of Wundercunt?"

Person B: "Shh.. She might hear you.. Do you -want- to keep your friends?"

by Bablefish June 8, 2011

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