wumpf 

The noise what mortars make.

"Tripoli echoed with the rattle of anti-artillery guns and the wumpf of mortars." Luke Harding, The Guardian, 22 August 2011

wumpf by mpmatthew August 25, 2011

Tufty wump 

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

Tufty wump by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

Wumpus 

The true hero and mascot of Discord. Sometimes trips over cables and causes parts of Discord to go offline.

"Wumpus tripped during his morning cereal run," @discordapp tweeted.

Wumpus by discord is my city August 12, 2018

chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

wumpa fruit nigger

A wumpa fruit nigger is someone who is black and loves watermelon.
Popularized on TikTok it is used as a racist slur and addition to the normal racist take.

Person 1: Hey Ben, look at that fucking wumpa fruit nigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he is!

wumpa fruit nigger by jaycye November 2, 2020

Wampfest 

The act of totally obliterating your opponent in any competition or battle. Making someone quit because they simply cannot take anymore humiliation.

WAMPFEST!!!

Wampfest by Nococo rep. Malevolency May 6, 2009