What the Kentucky Fucked Chicken: You stand in awe of something you cannot comprehend. Something that defies your concept of the nature of reality and the construct of your perception within it. An event so ludicrously stupid that you wish had started getting video 15 minutes ago to provide context.
notes:
If already shouting, Fucked should be yelled even louder.
If whispering in awe of the vast quantity of dumb, say the phrase slowly and clearly so people can read your lips on video.
WTKFC (as text) or if spoken aloud and quoted:
What the Kentucky Fucked Chicken, Dave! If you use the ripsaw like that again, you're going to lose your fucking thumb, they'll close the shop for an investigation and you'll absolutely get canned immediately!! Then we're going to have a cake made, you asshat!
wtkk means: wat de kanker. translated to english this means “what the cancer”. this is used in the netherlands and it basically means the same as what the fuck.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.