Wozozoling (verb) - The act of waiting until a person's parents leave the house in order for the said person to masturbate in solitude, but as soon as the person is about to ejaculate, parents come back home because they forgot something, and as soon as they walk in the person's room, who is too absorbed in masturbation to notice them coming back home, the person ejaculates on their parents' feet.

Person 1: Hey dude, I wanna know more about your wozozoling accident?#!
Wozozoling master:Well, my parents came into my room and I jizzed all over their feet...
Person 1: Oh shit, and what how did your parents react???
Wozozoling master: Thats the worst part... they liked it...

Wozozoling by WatamIf00kengae December 4, 2016

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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