Wozozoling (verb) - The act of waiting until a person's parents leave the house in order for the said person to masturbate in solitude, but as soon as the person is about to ejaculate, parents come back home because they forgot something, and as soon as they walk in the person's room, who is too absorbed in masturbation to notice them coming back home, the person ejaculates on their parents' feet.

Person 1: Hey dude, I wanna know more about your wozozoling accident?#!
Wozozoling master:Well, my parents came into my room and I jizzed all over their feet...
Person 1: Oh shit, and what how did your parents react???
Wozozoling master: Thats the worst part... they liked it...

Wozozoling by WatamIf00kengae December 4, 2016

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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