would smash
When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.
would smash by Shaunce March 21, 2014
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Would smash
A showing of endearment, commonly meaning "that's cute!". This is normally addressed to things you find adorable like dogs or little girls.
Would smash by Mr. Danman February 11, 2018
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United States of the world smash
All mights strongest move that will send you flying and most likely kill you unless you have that power like all for one
United States of the world smash by Geraldgamer February 24, 2023
World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style
Otherwise known as WWFISSHM style:
Before reaching climax (in any orifice) you must carry out every devestating wrestling move known to man, pin her, win the count and do an impression of the entire crowd cheering you on and then slap her and go to sleep.
Before reaching climax (in any orifice) you must carry out every devestating wrestling move known to man, pin her, win the count and do an impression of the entire crowd cheering you on and then slap her and go to sleep.
1:What happened to xxxxx at the party last night? She came out in a wheelchair!
2:Yeah my buddy xxxxx carried out a wwfisshm (World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style) on her.
2:Yeah my buddy xxxxx carried out a wwfisshm (World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style) on her.
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