Woobstick 

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.

I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.

Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Infectious Woobstick 

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Oversized Infectious Woobstick 

A titanic sized, infectious woobstick.

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.

Oversized Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Woodstock Dick 

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

Woodstock Dick by moman86 September 30, 2016

woodstock skank 

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided

This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.

woodstock skank by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011

Woodstock 

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

Woodstock by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Woodstock High School 

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.

Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"

Woodstock High School by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010