Woofle

<i>verb</i> To be indecisive with your dog.

"Spot would have understood the command 'In or out, Spot!' had Stan actually gotten his fat ass off the couch and opened the screen door. Non-plussed by his owner's classic woofle, Spot peed on the stereo."

by Simon A January 24, 2008

woofles

An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.

The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!

by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

woofle

An affectionate term for dogs. An alternative to “doggo”

The silly woofle ran after the tennis ball with his ears flying back and his goofy tongue hanging out of his mouth.

by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

woofling

To throw a boiling kettle at someone

I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.

by xRc7 July 22, 2021

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

Woofles

A shortstack little boy who's commonly depicted in art by Joe McGay where he is the victim of a gangbang.

Jden: Joe, did you draw another image of Woofles being gangbanged again?
Joe: He enjoys it, I am Joe McGay.

by FuckYouJden May 22, 2022

woofle

A word for pussy only really used for comedic effect.

See Also:
Nani
Kooter
Cootchie
Snatch
Vagina
Kotch

I can see your woofle!

by Libra Chic September 04, 2005